R: I’m at the liar’s (lawyer’s) office.
Me: Oh switching teams, are we? (R was a legal analyst before that activation thing happened)
R: Blood suckers!
Me: F’ing sharks!
R: 275 an hour, playa!
Me: Oooh get his number.
R: Hmph. Well at least you’d be upgrading.
Me: I could never do that. Baby you the best. You da you da best.
R: Oh no you didn’t.